{"id":9772,"date":"2014-06-06T07:53:10","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T11:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=9772"},"modified":"2014-06-06T08:13:49","modified_gmt":"2014-06-06T12:13:49","slug":"first-rule-parents-bloggers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2014\/06\/06\/first-rule-parents-bloggers\/","title":{"rendered":"First Rule For Parents of Bloggers"},"content":{"rendered":"

First rule for parents of bloggers?<\/h2>\n

Pictures! Always get pictures!<\/p>\n

Case in point from earlier this week when I received a the following text messages from my parents.<\/p>\n

\"First<\/a><\/p>\n

Aargh! No pictures!<\/p>\n

\"First<\/a><\/p>\n

At least I did express concern that they were okay. Granted it was after asking if they took pictures, but still I did say it.<\/p>\n

Apparently my mother was more concerned they were going to evacuate the neighborhood because there was going to be some sort of SWAT Team standoff. Go figure. I’ll give them a pass this time. It’s not like they get a SWAT Team in their neighborhood every week or ever. Next time they’ll be ready.<\/p>\n

What did we learn is the first rule for parents of bloggers? Pictures! Always take pictures. This applies to brothers, sisters, children, significant others, aunts, uncles, neighbors, co-workers, and anyone else who might know a blogger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First rule for parents of bloggers? Pictures! Always get pictures! Case in point from earlier this week when I received a the following text messages from my parents. Aargh! No pictures! At least I did express concern that they were okay. Granted it was after…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[2117,9],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-2xC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9772"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9838,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9772\/revisions\/9838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}