{"id":979,"date":"2009-04-27T00:39:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T04:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/?p=979"},"modified":"2009-04-27T00:39:23","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T04:39:23","slug":"mental-defective-monday-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/2009\/04\/27\/mental-defective-monday-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Mental Defective Monday 12"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Another weekend over with, another Mental Defective Monday here.\u00a0 Sure to be filled with only the best<\/span>, stuff that is fit to print.\u00a0 Enjoy:<\/p>\n

1. flicking buttgames<\/strong> – I’m guessing that the person who googled this was #1. a male, and #2. a teenager…on second thought, just #1, because this would be funny to guys of all ages!<\/p>\n

2. uterus hurts after being POKED – <\/strong>Well then don’t <\/em>\u00a0poke it!\u00a0 It’s like when my son says, “it hurts when I do this”<\/em>\u00a0 Well then DON’T<\/strong> do that, duh!<\/p>\n

3. bright monkey butt<\/strong> – Just when you thought we had all the keyword searches for monkey butts, we get a new one.\u00a0 Okay, I’ll bite, “how bright is it?”<\/em><\/p>\n

4. words that start with man – <\/strong>manual, man-eater, mantra, manage, mantle, manhole, mannequin<\/p>\n

5. i love my girls monkey butt – <\/strong>Just so you know, that’s not actually a compliment, and if you say that your<\/em>\u00a0 girls butt looks like a monkey’s, she probably will throw something at your head!\u00a0 I know I would.<\/p>\n

6. monkey heart butt – <\/strong>Do you “heart” a monkey’s butt?\u00a0 Or do you think that a monkey’s heart also looks like it’s butt?<\/p>\n

7. what does monkey butt smells like –<\/strong> First off, you have a lot of grammatical errors there, second, why the hell would you want to know what a monkey’s butt smells like?? I’m guessing it doesn’t smell like roses!<\/p>\n

8. Cut my hair Cut it off – <\/strong>Fine, just stop yelling at us!<\/p>\n

9. Monkey butt beer – <\/strong>Does the beer come from the monkey’s butt?\u00a0 Because I don’t think that’s the right way to make beer.\u00a0 And I don’t think it would taste good, but I’m not a big fan of beer anyways.<\/p>\n

10. how did I get old? – <\/strong>Do you really need to google that?\u00a0 Is it a mystery?\u00a0 Like you woke up today and bingo….you’re old!\u00a0 Ha ha.<\/p>\n

11. you’re ugly son – <\/strong>Has anyone told you that you need to work on your parenting skills?\u00a0 Because your son is going to complain about you in therapy for the rest of his life.<\/p>\n

12. amazing words that start with j – <\/strong>JohnJacobJingleheimerschmidt, sorry it’s the only amazing word I could think of!<\/p>\n

13. mother at home slut – <\/strong>Are you the disgruntled ugly son from #11?<\/p>\n

14. Bus pictures Monkey Wagons – <\/strong>This <\/strong>one makes absolutely no sense, but somehow it’s still funny!<\/p>\n

15. Dogs that crap out monkeys – <\/strong>I almost spit soda out of my nose when I read this!\u00a0 And I thought my dog eating tissues was weird!\u00a0 If your dog can crap out a monkey, grab a video camera because you my friend will be rich!<\/p>\n

16. mothers slut dogs – <\/strong>Okay, calling the son ugly was bad, calling the mom at home slut was worse, but now you go and call the dogs sluts, well now you’ve gone too far mister!\u00a0 What is wrong with you people?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another weekend over with, another Mental Defective Monday here.\u00a0 Sure to be filled with only the best, stuff that is fit to print.\u00a0 Enjoy: 1. flicking buttgames – I’m guessing that the person who googled this was #1. a male, and #2. a teenager…on second…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"__cvm_playback_settings":[],"__cvm_video_id":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[67,1051],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3ISGQ-fN","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bluemonkeybutt.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}