Random Tuesday Thoughts

If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!

Stacy

I saw a truck that had a sign on the side of it.  It said something about horse shoeing, and corrective horse shoeing.  Which made me think of some poor horse wearing some ugly orthopedic shoes.  I wonder if the other horse’s make fun of him when he walks by.  Poor special horse.  This is what I think of at a stop light.

I think I’ve watched enough Storm Chasers on the Discovery Channel to know where and when a tornado may strike.  But then again, I probably couldn’t perform surgery even though I’ve seen enough of those shows.  That’s something you want to hear, “don’t worry, I saw this procedure done on Grey’s Anatomy last week.”

Thirty-seven boys waiting an hour an a half to march in a parade, actually feels like 100 boys waiting 4 hours.

I hate Facebook.  I like Facebook.  I hate Facebook.  I don’t know, it depends on the day…….

Elle

This morning I walked into the kitchen and screamed. J-man came running in and asked “What happened? Did the dog throw-up?” “No, worse. It snowed last night.” And so it begins.

Why does it seem colder in the house when there’s snow outside? Really, the thermostat is set the same as yesterday, but now that there’s snow out there I’m colder. Crap!

I’ve decided that I can’t make Magic Cookie Bars anymore. Really, it’s some sort of evil, black magic mumbo jumbo that makes me want to eat them all. I know they’re in the fridge and every time I open it there they are looking all sweet and innocent, but they are really loaded with millions of evil calories and the magic makes me not care.

I just saw tht commercial for the new chipmunks movie and now I’ve got Beyonce’s song stuck in my head but in chipmunk voices.

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