What The Hell Wednesday~26
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
As I was going to write this, there were 2 comments pending on our page. Now Elle usually gets to them before I do, because she’s way better at this blogging than I am! Just don’t tell her that, it goes right to her head! But anyways, there was a comment that said, “great post, keep them coming.” Not bad right? I should approve that right? Weeeellllll, the blog name was a little icky, but I clicked on it to see if it was real, and I was brought to a warning page. WARNING YOU’RE ABOUT TO READ SOME REALLY ICKY STUFF THAT YOU REALLY DON”T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT, LEAVE NOW BEFORE YOU GET THE HEEBIE JEEBIES!” Or something like that….What The Hell?? Really? You come to a blog that 2 Mom’s write?? Do you think we’re going to follow you? I mean, I know we want to be popular, but not with those type of people….no offense.
There is a new person at my work, and truthfully I don’t know her well at all. But I do know that she whistles, like non-stop whistling! What The Hell??? I know there is a song, “whistle while you work”, but they were dwarfs and they were doing slave labor in a mine, we do not need to whistle all day long. And guess what, it doesn’t make me cheery at all, it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard to me now! I swear I’m going to come into work with a friggin’ box of crackers!!
This morning I went to walk our dog before going to work. I walk out there and see two ducks standing in the woods behind our house. There is no pond back there just woods. I guess the dog frightened them because they took flight. Yep, right past us, you could hear their wings flapping, and then guess what happened next…………SPLAT!!! Right on my shoulder, the stupid duck pooped on me!!! What The Hell? Really Karma? What The Hell did I do to deserve that one? The two stupid ducks flew in a big circle and then landed right back in the same spot in the woods, if I had a BB gun, I would of shot them….well fired at them, I would of missed. The duck that pooped on me had better aim than I’d have! Stupid poopy wood ducks!!!
Elle
I usually make sure I have this ready Tuesday night to publish early Wednesday morning, but lat night I was tired after work and had a good book to read so I thought What The Hell, I’ll just finish it in the morning.
Because of the blood thinners I’m on I have to go get my blood tests 3 times a week right now. On Monday I went and there was a different woman there instead of the lady that usually does it. She obviously didn’t feel well and to top it all off she was a mumbler. Oh, ya and a giant. So she was a giant sick mumbler. I told her right off “I’m allergic to latex.””mumble, mumble, mumble latex free.” I’m looking at the one glove she is wearing ala Michael Jackson thinking to myself ‘looks like latex to me’ then she pulls out a glove from the box and “mumble mumble mumble latex free.” I look at the box and it says ‘powder-free latex exam gloves’. So I say “Those aren’t latex free” and she says “mumble mumble mumble latex free.” So I read the caution statement on the side of the box to her “Caution this product contains natural rubber latex.” What The Hell Mumbles!??!! So then she takes off both gloves and got a new pair out of the LATEX FREE box and I see that her ginormous man hands barely fit in them. More mumbling ensues, she takes my blood and I leave. I have to go get another test this morning and I’m really hoping Mumbles isn’t there again.
