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Stacy

My oldest, who is 11, is being weird lately.  I think it’s the start of puberty or something.  He foot dialed 911 the other day (scroll down to read that post), he lied today about taking a shower, and he’s been getting into trouble in school.   If this is any preview to how the “teen” years are going to be….I’m going to need to take up drinking!

Men are moodier than women.  I’ve had enough years of observation to make this assumption.  It’s true and you all know it!

There is more cleavage on “Dancing with the Stars” than at a Hooters Restaurant!

I think I’m more popular than I was before.  I upped my text messages to 1000 a month.  There’s no way I can reach 1000 text messages a month right?  It’s not like I’m a teenager or something.  Well, I only have 300 left and two weeks to go.  Whoa.  I’m getting kinda close.

Elle

The self-proclaimed “Scrabble Queen” is coming over this afternoon. She thinks she’s going to beat me at Scrabble today, as if. Just ask Stacy.

I don’t recommend trying to eat dinner and watching Hoarders on A & E at the same time. Dead rats, feces and filth aren’t my favorite dinner companions.

Not too long ago I unfriended a facebook friend. She was an acquaintance that only friended me because of my connection to another person. As soon as she would see me online, she would start a chat and the first thing she would say was “Have you talked to #*# lately?” I don’t like being used as a means to stalk someone else.

Note to tween; you do know that whatever you write on the mirror in the condensation after your shower shows up when the next person takes a shower. Either that or I’ll have to have a talk with my husband about his incessant need to write “I heart Joe” everywhere.

I really don’t get all the hoopla (hoopla, such a funny word) surrounding Tiger Woods return to golf. I read online that some women think it’s a slap in the face to them. Really? I would think that what he does only matters to his wife. What he does isn’t any concern of mine. I never cared what he did before so why would I care now?

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow.