Dear Friend,  I’m sorry but after almost 8 years together, it’s just not working for me anymore.  I think it’s time we go our separate ways.  You’re just not dependable, I can’t count on your windows going down, only 2 out of the 4 of them work!  You make all these weird noises when you go now, it’s embarrassing all the creaking and banging.  People are starting to stare.  You’ve really let yourself go after all this time, your ceiling is sagging, and you’ve developed rust in some delicate areas!  You also have developed that odor.  I wasn’t going to say anything, but it’s gotten really, really bad.  You were sturdy and strong..remember the “Special”  bus that hit you, and you didn’t even get a scratch!  Or the crazy lady that hit you and then claimed that you hit her?  And still, you had no damage, it was like there was a special force-field around you.  I want to let you know that I’ve found someone else….a newer model…..not that you’re that old, 20 isn’t exactly over the hill.  I just wanted to let you know before you heard it from other people.  I’m sure you’ll find someone new, I’ve already had people emailing me asking if you were still available.  So for now I’ll be rolling with………..

Thanks for the memories……….~Stacy 

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