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Random Tuesday Thoughts~Is Anybody Out There?

Random Tuesday Thoughts~Is Anybody Out There?

If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! Stacy I’m getting a bit…

What The Hell Wednesday ~ 50 ~

What The Hell Wednesday ~ 50 ~

Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide…

What The Hell Wednesday~9

What The Hell Wednesday~9

Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?

Stacy

Back in September I hurt my thumb really bad.  Knowing me, I’m sure I bitched complained about it.  Anyways, a layer of my nail came off, not the whole nail, a few layers in the middle.  Now it hurts like hell!  What The Hell?  This is an injury from Sept., and I thought when your nail turned black and came off it didn’t hurt?!  Why does it hurt so bad?  And of course I keep hitting it!!  What The Hell?  Do you know how much you actually use your thumb on your right hand?????   Guess what…..it’s a lot!

I was watching t.v. tonight (big surprise I know), and there was a commercial for Special K cereal.  It was talking about how if you want to lose weight, eating their cereal will help.  Okay, I get that, but the stupid girl eating the cereal looked like she was a Size 2What The Hell?  Why is she trying to lose weight?  Is she trying to disappear or what?  How about you find a normal looking woman to eat the cereal?

I have not bought one Christmas present yet, and Christmas is in 24 days.  What The Hell? 

My 9 year old made a “What I Want for Christmas”  list for school.  Here is his list, video games, a laptop, toys, a water-slide, and toysWhat The Hell?  Who asks for a water-slide???  I told him that Santa won’t be getting him a water-slide this year.  And he replied,“oh yea, you said we wouldn’t get a Wii, and Santa got us one, you could be wrong again.”  What The Hell?  Well guess what sweetie, there is no room in Santa’s sleigh for a water slide!!

Elle

I figured out that I didn’t really have surgery last week. I was abducted by aliens. Wanna know what tipped me off? For 12 hours after we got home from the “hospital” I was peeing blue. What The Hell? The next day when the “nurse” called to see how I was doing I asked her “Why the hell is my pee blue” “It’s blue? Are you sure?” “Ya I’m sure, it’s blue” “What color blue?” “Blue, how else do you want me to describe it?” “Hold on.” She comes back on the line and says “They must have used some dye during the surgery.” “Really? Do ya think? I wasn’t eating Smurfs!”

I’ve got a big “What The Hell?” for the bitch  Resident at the hospital. I’m thinking I will be posting the letter that I want to send to her. My mother says send it, let her know how you feel. I’m thinking it’s Thursday’s post then I’ll decide if I should mail it to her. Your opinions on the matter will be welcome.

I told my husband that this surgery  alien abduction was really taking a lot out of me and was way harder that I thought getting over it. As my husband so lovingly tactfully pointed out “You’re a lot older now than when you had the kids and your c-section.” What the Hell????” Did you just call me old???? Oh no you didn’t!

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Are Those Hoof Prints On Your PJ's?

Are Those Hoof Prints On Your PJ's?

If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you! Elle It’s kind of hard…

Going in for a Revision

Going in for a Revision

After Friday there’s going to be a new revised Elle. I’m having a lower eyelid revision and I have my wonderful Graves disease to thank for it. I’m kind of freaked out because I’m going to be awake for it. I don’t know how I’ll feel…