Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?

Stacy

Last night I was using the Wii Fit, and when I picked my routine, the wii fit said, “Gee Mom, if you were a dog, you would be an obedient golden retriever”.  What The Hell?  Hey video game designers in Japan, guess what, American women do not like being called dogs, never mind an obedient one!  Who the hell designed this game anyways?  It has more sarcasm and rude remarks than I do!

When I flipped the calendar to February, I looked to see when the kids vacation was.  I was very confused, for some reason they have vacation the week of the 22nd, and they have school on the 15th.  I googled Federal Holidays for this year, and learned that February 15th is President’s Day and is a Federal Holiday.  But the kids have school……What The Hell?  I emailed my friend at school and she let me know that yes indeed the kids have school, and our town celebrates President’s Day on the 22nd.  Really?  Can you just change it like that?  I wasn’t aware that you could.  So this year, I’m changing Christmas to the 27th, that way I can get everything on clearance.

Shortly I’m going to be watching LOST, and I will be saying What The Hell at least 10 times tonight, maybe more…..it is 2 hours long!  I’m still totally confused by this show, but have watched it since the beginning and must see it through.  Note to producers:  If after watching your show for all these years, you end the series by explaining that everything that happened, actually only happened in Hurley’s head in the mental institution, I am going to sue you for all the wasted time I spent watching your show!!!  You have been warned.

Elle

I’m not sure what’s wrong, but I’m having What The Hell Wednesday writer’ block otherwise knows as WTHWWB. What The Hell? How is it possible I don’t have anything to complain about? Good thing Stacy never runs out of stuff to complain about.

In just a few days I’ll be home alone with Sissy and J-Man while my husband takes our older daughter back down to Disney World. While they are enjoying sunshine, warm breezes and the ocean, I’ll be up here in the frozen north trying not to freeze. What The Hell??? I want to go on a trip! I haven’t been on a trip by myself in 10 years. Crap in a crap basket, that’s really awful and depressing. I’ve tried asking for a weekend alone at  nice hotel for my as a birthday or Christmas present, but no one seems to believe I really mean it when I say alone. They also don’t listen when I say all I want for Christmas is a big bottle of real maple syrup. I asked and hinted and asked some more and I still don’t have that bottle of real maple syrup. What The Hell??? If I can’t get a bottle of maple syrup I don’t have a chance at getting a weekend alone at a nice hotel. At this point I’d even settle for a used to be nice hotel.

Friday night there is a talent show at Sissy’s school. She and a friend are in it together. For the privelige of sitting through 2 hours of middle school talent I have to pay $4 per ticket. It’s going to cost $8 for this particular torture. What The Hell?? Sissy did say the money goes to a charity that abuses children. What The Hell?? I think they need to find a better charity.