Marking Her Territory

 I wanted to share a funny story that happened to me on Friday with my boss.  (By the way, that’s not a picture of my boss, that’s our dog Bruno.)  We had a big meeting at work, and of course everyone’s first thought was…they’re letting us all go…but no, we were being notified of a new employee.  Now usually at my work, we don’t know when a new person starts.  There will be some guy walking around saying good morning, and we are all wondering “who the hell is that?”  We’ve even been told by a vendor we use, that someone no longer works for our company.  Talk about a lack of communication!  So, because we were having a meeting to be told about someone, we all thought it would be a big deal.  It ends up the owner hired some CFO to come in and tell us how efficient we are, and how we can be more efficient, etc, etc.  Y’know someone who gets paid a ton of money to tell us how to work.  I didn’t know what a CFO was, but everyone seemed to know what that stood for, so I wasn’t gonna ask.  Of course “Accountant Ryan” didn’t know what a CFO stood for either, but he actually asked, and then got made fun of.  For those of you out there who don’t know a CFO is a Chief Financial Officer.  After the meeting my boss came up to me inches from my face and pointed and said the following:

her: YOUR MINE!
me:  What???
her: YOUR MINE, YOU ARE MY ASSISTANT.  AND IF I HAVE TO PEE IN A CIRCLE AROUND YOU TO MARK MY TERRITORY, I WILL!
me: I’d rather you didn’t

So, I guess that means she likes me.  I’d hate to see what she’d do if she didn’t like me! ~Stacy