Mental Defective Monday 19

Hey, it’s Monday again, and you know what that means. Time for more crazy, weird, strange, sometimes gross, but almost always funny searches that bring people to our little blog.

1. I am not the dumbass  Really? If you had to Google this, then we’re thinking you actually are the dumbass. Just sayin’.

2. most embarrassing tube top moments Isn’t wearing a tube top embarrassing enough?

3. deodorant on butt for ane Okay, I give up. What’s ane? I do know that whatever it is, it sounds pretty nasty. Such a shame you have it on your butt.

4. monkeys picher another example of Googling while stupid or drunk.

5. gross description of an IUD it doesn’t get any grosser than this

6. blue bum monkey this search came from England…not that we’re implying anything, we’re just saying.

7. big fuzzy monkey butt I guess it’s time to wax the monkey butt

8. monkey butt cream for use after waxing the monkey butt

9. monkeys with strange butts what do you mean by strange?  Are they misshapen or what?  How about how strange it is that you are googling this??

10. monkey butt tattoo once Elle and I are super famous and make a gazillion dollars, I’m going to convince her to get a monkey butt tattoo.  She doesn’t know it yet, so don’t tell her, another one of my super secret evil plans.