Random Tuesday Thoughts~Elle Phoned It In
Keelyat The Un-Mom started Random Tuesday Thoughts and we thought we would join in the fun. Stop by her blog and check out her awesome randomness.
Here I am alone again at BMB, but Elle phoned in her random thoughts for this week! Score!!
Okay, what is with the people wearing inappropriate clothing and shoes at Walt Disney World?? Why would you wear stiletto heels or platforms? I don’t care how good you think you look, after walking 20 miles a day, I’m sure your feet aren’t looking too healthy! Those bloody stumps you call feet are super sexy! While we’re on the subject, I’m sure you are really proud of your tattoos, but there are some things that I don’t need to see! Like the lady who wears the same black dress every single day to the park just to show off her dragon tattoo across her chest! I’m more interested in the fact that she’s worn the dress every day, doesn’t she own another dress? It’s been 90 here, I think it may smell by now!
Having fun is waaaaay too much work! I woke up yesterday morning and asked Mitch if he had hit me with a baseball bat all over my body while I was sleeping. Because that’s how I feel.
The idea of bringing the kids homework along with us was a stupid idea. As soon as we hit Disney no homework was getting done. I think they may of done one sheet! Of course we’ll be doing it all the night before they go back to school.
Oh, and J-man has discovered the best thing in the universe………spray cheese!! When I asked him if he liked it, he said, “Who wouldn’t like spray cheese?” He’s on his 3rd can as we speak.
The other night my husband and I were watching t.v. while both boys were upstairs in their beds. One of them sneezed, “who was that?” asked my husband. I wasn’t sure since they are both sneezing constantly lately, so I said, “I don’t know”. Then a bang, “what was that?” he asks. “um, I don’t know, one of them upstairs”. “Well what are they doing?” “Hmmm, let me use my x-ray vision to look through the walls and see what’s going on…..I don’t know, I’m not up there either, I’m sitting on the couch downstairs next to you.”
I’ve been trying to drink water lately. The thing is, I don’t drink water. I don’t like it…at all. I drink coffee, and then I switch to Mtn. Dew. This is how I function every day. I am like a camel, I don’t get thirsty and I don’t have to go to the bathroom every two seconds. I have added one water bottle per day, I add a Hawaiian Punch water mix to it so I can choke it down. The weird thing is I think my body is freaking out. I swear my kidneys are aching, and I still don’t have to go to the bathroom…..that is until about 10-11 hours after I drink the water!
Oh and by the way, I have a problem with Mother Nature this time. Do you know that it is May? It’s almost Memorial Day, and today it was maybe 50 degrees out! Tonight it’ll be around 30 degrees. 30 degrees in May, with 2 weeks until June. WUWT??