It's Tuesday, We're Random
If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you.
Elle
The other day my husband decided it was time to put the glass insert in the storm door. I was sitting in the living room in my comfy chair wasting time online making my grocery list. He brought it up from downstairs and then asked me to get some paper towels and the glass cleaner. As he was changing it I got the stuff he asked for and sat back down. After a few minutes he asked me to get the paper towels and glass cleaner.
me: It’s on the table behind you
him: Oh, I thought you would clean the glass.
me: Why would you think that?
him: I just assumed you would
me: Why would you assume that? You asked me to get the paper towels and glass cleaner and that’s what I did. You didn’t ask me to clean the glass too. If you want me to wash it, just ask.
He ended up cleaning the glass himself but he still seemed sure that by asking me to get the glass cleaner and paper towels he was silently asking me to wash the glass too.
This Friday J-Man has a field trip to the zoo. Who goes to the zoo in upstate New York in October? The last weather report I saw was predicting rain for Friday. Two things J-Man really hates are animals and getting wet. Fun times!
I just got an email telling me that my email address was chosen in a sweepstakes for $250,000 and a laptop. The email mentions Microsoft and Bill Gates so I’m sure it’s legit. Because, really, nobody would use Bill Gates or Microsoft in a sweepstakes email unless it was for real. Do they really think people are that stupid?
Stacy
Apparently I have a wasting time problem. It’s currently 11pm, and I’m still online. Now, I’ve been on Facebook for two hours now, but not really doing anything. I was scrolling through suggested status updates and came to one that said, “When you’ve been scrolling through suggested status updates for an hour, it’s time to log off and walk away from the computer”. Yes, that’s what I should of done earlier….but the suggestions were just so damn funny!
So today I walked into work wearing new dress pants, a sweater and a new scarf. I took the time to do my hair and make-up and thought I looked pretty good. That thought was short lived when the first words out of my boss’s mouth were, “You look tired“. That’s code for, “Holy crap you look awful!!!” Thanks, I feel so good about myself right now. 😉
I work with “Miss Cleo”, as I’ve referred to her numerous times. Miss Cleo likes to give out Natural Medicine Advice, I don’t think you need a license to do that, but I’m not sure about it. Miss Cleo and I seem to annoy the hell out of each other on a daily basis, she believes in all natural crap, and well, I don’t. She likes to meditate, and when I see her do that I say “Oomm”. I’m sure that messes with her happy place. Everyday she tries to get me to drink “the kool-aid”, if you know what I mean, but I can’t. The other day she was talking to an older person who got injured, about her “chakra”. Oh no, not the chakra again! She mentioned my chakra over the summer when I had surgery, she referred to my orange chakra that apparently had to do with my sexual healing (her words not mine). I didn’t stick around to hear what color this old woman needed, I was afraid she might mention the orange again!
Okay, I’m just throwing it out there, but do you really think those pilots were looking at work related stuff online? I mean really, you missed the runway by 150 miles! I doubt anything work related would of held their attention for that long. I’m sure they were online looking at something that really interested them, maybe something their wives wouldn’t be happy to learn about……I’m just saying…
Don’t forget to join us for What the Hell Wednesday tomorrow. Really, what the hell?
