My What??

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In case you are not aware of what the above picture is, it is a picture of your Chakra.  Apparently it’s an Indian thing, or as I like to call it, “An Earthy Crunchy Thing”.  Each color represents another part of your being.  Let me give you the back story…..I went into work yesterday to grab some work I could do from home.  When I got there, Ms. Cleo (not her real name), commented about my outfit, “wow, that orange tank top is great for you”, me-“yea for some reason people say I look good in orange”, her-“oh no, I didn’t mean you look good, I meant it’s good for your Chakra”.  At this point I’m probably rolling my eyes, and I’ve probably started to drool.  See, I’m not into Natural, Earthy, Crunchy, Alternative, Weirdo Stuff.  Ms. Cleo is really into this stuff.  She continues, “Orange is your Chakra, because it will heal your sexual organs from surgery, your body will just soak it in”.  Okay, first off, did she just really say sexual organs?  Hello?  Do you see the 8 and 10 year old boys standing next to me here?  Second, when I think uterus, I would say reproductive organ, but whatev.  So apparently my body is soaking in the orange to heal itself.  I personally think my body responds better to soaking in Percocet than an orange tank top, but that’s just me…..