February 23, 2010

Going a Little Stir Crazy

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Stacy

Have you seen the commercial with the Muppets volunteering to get their free ticket to Disney? It made me think…….I think that Miss Piggy is a stalker, and Kermit should of gotten a restraining order years ago. She’s pretty violent too. She’s always doing those karate moves where she yells “Hi-YA!”. Must be the pork chop…..

Speaking of children’s characters….Pepe Le Pew should be arrested for stalking and sexual assault. He is just crazy. He should be a registered sex offender with an ankle bracelet. Or go to rehab with Tiger Woods. Maybe that will help him.

Bugs Bunny has some issues too. I’m thinking he’s straight, but definitely likes to cross dress, and wear makeup. He definitely needs some therapy. These are the thoughts that go through my head when I’m stuck watching kids television shows all day long.

If everything happens for a reason, I would really like to know “the reason.”

Elle

I’m back to single motherhood for another 8 days. I have to admit I like when m husband goes away for a few days, but this is getting to be not so fun. He was home for a week in between Florida and China, but since it was the kid’s vacation, I still had them all day then worked each night. I feel like I haven’t had a break in weeks. Oh, ya, right, I haven’t. Right now he’s sceduled to be home on Sunday afternoon, but if there are any issues he is supposed to stay another week. We won’t know for sure until Thursday or Friday. There are only so many nights you can stay up late watching TV, surfing the net and eating Hershey’s Kisses in bed before it gets old.

On the plus side we have been using Skype to stay in touch with him. It’s pretty cool to realize he’s all the way in China and we can see and talk to him. The kids like it when he holds up the different snacks from the mini-bar. J-Man was less than impressed with the bag of shrimp chips or what we think are chicken wings in a bag. His first night he was in Hong Kong and found 2 TV channels in English. Of course, one of them was showing a Jackie Chan movie. We’re all a little curious about what he’ll bring home for us. J-Man expects something from Nintendo, like Yoshis or Mario. We try to tell him that Nintendo is from Japan, but he says “It’s made in China.” So is just about everything else kiddo. I told my husband he could bring me home a pearl necklace and his response was “why would you want that?” Really? Oh well, since the stupid bank fiasco I’ll be lucky to get that bag of shrimp chips.

This just makes me laugh

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