You're Not Wearing That Are You?
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Stacy
Lately I have no desire to make dinner. I don’t know if it’s the heat or what, but the last thing I want to do is that!. But since I can’t afford to order out every night and Personal Chefs cost too much, I guess I’m stuck doing it.
Last Friday I went out with my BFF. What I realized that night is that some women obviously don’t have anyone in their life to tell them NOT to wear something!! There were two girls in particular. One was wearing a super super short dress from like 1992, you know the one’s that had cut outs on the shoulders? She of course was dancing and spinning around. And every time she spun, we got to see too much, if you know what I mean. The other girl was wearing a low cut dress with no bra. There wasn’t much to the dress so she really couldn’t wear a bra, but the thing is she really, really needed one!! She was sagging all over the place! We kept waiting for something to fall out! Both of these girls needed a friend or a sister to say, “OMG! You’re not really going to wear that are you?? I mean you look like a $20 prostitute, or someone you’d see on What Not To Wear!!” Stacey and Clinton where are you, these women need help!!
The other day there was nothing on t.v., as usual, and I was flipping channels. I came across the show, “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”. Apparently a lot of people don’t know when they are pregnant since they have a whole series about it! How is this even possible?? “I thought I had gas, but then I gave birth to a baby!” Okay really? You seriously had no clue? You’d think the lack of your period, fatigue, a lot of weight gain, and the feeling of something moving in your stomach would clue you in!!
Elle
I’ve been trying to come up with some random crap for like ever! I’ve written and rewritten this post about 5 times. C’mon? How hard can it be to come up with something random? I can’t even complain about the kids. They’ve been getting along and have been really good this summer. I spend most days sleeping in, doing as little housework as possible, then hanging by the pool. It’s so tough.
I got a brand new Canon digital camera last week and so far I love it! I’ve been driving the kids crazy taking pictures of them all the time. I want to really comfortable with it before our trip to Walt Disney World next month. J-Man did say to me “Why did you need a new camera? Your other camera works fine and I don’t see any difference.” Geesh kid! He’s probably thinking that we could’ve spent that money on a video game instead of a dumb camera. Believe me, the picture and movies are way better with the new camera whether J-Man sees it or not.
I have a “To Do Before We Got To Walt Disney World” list hanging on the fridge. There are about 20 things on there, some are mine, some are for my husband to do. So far there are about 4 things crossed off and as my husband so kindly pointed out, they are all things with his name beside it. Gee, thanks honey.
You think you’ve got nothing random to say then you see this headline Man Arrested wth 18 Monkeys in his Pants . Is that 18 monkeys in your pants or are you just glad to see me? Really, does it get any better than that?
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