Red Rover, Red Rover, What The Hell????

Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?

Elle

Earlier today I saw a report that New York state had passed a law that Wiffle Ball, Red Rover and Kickball are all high risk activities and should not be played by children at day camps. Really?? Red Rover?? What the Hell????!!! Red Rover, Red Rover, send a stupid bureaucrat right over! Since the earlier report it seems they are putting the law on hold and making a decision next month. Isn’t it riskier for kids to not play these games? Who thinks up this crap??

I’m even more ticked off with Mother Nature after seeing the weather for next week. They are predicting a significant warm-up on Monday. Just in time for the kids to go back to school and me to go back to work. What The Hell Mother Nature? What. The. Hell???!!!

Every morning our gigantic cat lumbers upstairs and goes right to her cat food dish. If for some reason her dish is empty, she heads right for the dining room, jumps on the table and looks for food. What The Hell Gigantor Kimmy-Kat???? I’ve seen that humongous beast steal the crust from a grilled cheese sandwich and run downstairs with it. She could live for weeks without eating a bite of food if she had to. We got her last year from our local shelter and she was just this tiny sweet kitten. What happened??

  Stacy 

I wrote my What the Hell’s earlier tonight.  For the record I didn’t get home from the gym until late, and with both boys still up, I tried to write out a couple.  I saved them and then sent Elle a message that I was done.  She then sent me this message, “ummmmm, yeah I already wrote about the umbrella thing on Random Tuesday Thoughts”.  What the Hell??  She already took my story!  Apparently I should read her Random Thoughts before I write my posts!

I’ve been going to the gym almost everyday lately and when I don’t go, I will either go for a walk with ankle weights on, or do strength training.  The other night I did some lunges and squats.  Now I can hardly bend my legs!  What The Hell?  I can do 45 minutes on the step machine, but a few lunges and squats and I can’t walk right!  That’s just messed up!

Trying to write this while being pretty drugged from my sleeping pill is a little challenging….okay a lot challenging.  But if I don’t do them now, there’s no other time to do them, and then I get the guilt trip that I haven’t been writing.  What the Hell?  I can’t win, I either have nothing funny to say, or don’t have the time to write right now!  Or someone steals my story a day early……

Shake Weight.  I know I’ve mentioned it before but come on, What The Hell???  How can anyone use that thing without looking like a perv?  I was even going to post a comedy commercial about them, but even those are too bad!!