Ya, That, What The Hell??!!
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Okay, so it’s been 6 days of school so far, and on day 7 Thing 2 says he’s sick. What the Hell? Everyone is posting on Facebook and everything else that their kids are sick. How does it even happen this quick?? I was thinking it was allergies (and it may be, the jury’s still out on that one), but 6 days?? Really??
About a week or two ago after we got home from our road trip my brakes started grinding. Apparently I needed new brakes….great. I drove on them for about a week (because how could they be that bad when they just started making noise?) and then I got in the car one day and the BRAKE light was on and every time I drove a high pitch dinging would go off. You know the same one when your door is open and your keys are in your ignition?? Yeah that one, CONSTANTLY. What the Hell??? It was AWFUL!! After a week of wanting to drive my car into a tree to stop the dinging, my bf and my Dad replaced the brakes. Guess what…….the dinging continued! What the Hell? My Dad called his neighbor who is a mechanic, and he said he would use a super expensive machine to figure it out. So last night I went back down to my parents house, he hooked up the fancy shmancy computer to my car and ………..nothing. He looked in the car and said, “oh this is going to be really expensive to fix.” Oh no, here it comes, what’s wrong with it??? He said, “You see this wire that goes to your e-brake? Make sure it’s pushed in.” What the Hell? That’s it??? Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that was all that was wrong, but jeez, all that noise and aggravation because my foot bumped loose a wire?? I guess it was just a funny coincidence that the wire fell out at the same time as the brakes were going. Although it did say in the car manual that when your brakes go, the light comes on and a high pitched dinging will go off while you drive it. Funny coincidence all right…..
Elle
It all started with me getting food poisoning last week. Really, if I hadn’t gotten food poisoning none of the following events would have happened.What the Hell??!!
Because I was sick and throwing up everything I’d eaten in the past year, my husband went to the store. He took forever! Turns out there was some dude named Clark doing a demo of the Vitamix mixer. Apparently this mixer/juicer is so strong you could stick in a whole wolverine, some kale, some bananas (peels and all), and some carrots and it will grind the shit out of everything until you have a healthy wolverine smoothie. Yum! You would never have to chew any food ever again! You could make a smoothie out of everything! Think of the possibilities! The one downside to the wolverine smoothie maker is its price. Ya, it’s pretty expensive to get the power to grind up wolverines. Who knew?
I knew he was hooked when I found him in his recliner watching every YouTube video ever made about making wolverine smoothies, badger smoothies, bunny smoothies, etc. If YouTube is any indication, a lot of people don’t like to chew their food anymore.
He went to the store the next night. When he got back he mentioned he ran into his wolverine mixer salesman/new BFF. Then I knew, he was going to buy that damn Vitamixer and there wasn’t anything I could do or say that would change his mind. The lure of turning a wolverine into a healthy drink was just too strong.
Sure enough, the next night he purchased the damn thing! Kudos to Clark for being such a good salesman. When I dared question the expense of the wolverine smoothie maker, my husband said “It’s an investment in my future.” That has to be a direct line out of the wolverine smoothie salesman handbook!
So now my husband is drinking all of his meals, which all seem to be the same unappetizing shade of green. FYI if you get an invitation to our house for Thanksgiving dinner just say no unless you want to sit down to a nice tall drink of whole turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, squash, pumpkin pie and apple pie.
On the upside, we haven’t seen any wolverines around our house lately.
no wolverines were actually made into a smoothie. They get very angry and bitey when you grab them by the tail. Bunnies are easier to catch and don’t get so wolverine angryish.
