This morning I saw a woman walking her dog, holding a big bag of dog poop (BBDP) and drinking a cup of coffee. So, she gets points for being a good pet owner and picking up after her dog and I’ll give her credit for being out there getting exercise. So far, so good, except that the BBDP was in the same hand as the coffee. You see where I’m going with this. Every time she takes a sip of coffee that BBDP is waving around her face. Eeww! She does have another hand. For the love of God why not put the BBDP in the hand that’s holding the leash??? Why anyone would want a BBDP with their Starbucks is beyond me.