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Stacy

B woke up Sunday morning at 4am, came into our room and said, “My head hurts and I think I’m gonna throw up”.  I’M AWAKE NOW!  Thank goodness there was no vomit, but he was really sick.  Poor kid, he had his last football game of the season that morning and he was too sick to play!  He was really devastated.  Today I brought him to the dr., y’know, just in case it was the flu or something that would require medication.  Of course it’s not, and it’s not like you can get your co-pay back.  For once I’d like to say, “well since you really didn’t do anything different than I’ve done, and you didn’t give me any new advice, can I please have my co-pay back?”  I’ve already done the fluids, rest, vaporize, rest, and gave Tylenol.  Her advice for me was to keep him home for the whole week.  Now I’d really like my money back now please.

Before we got to the doctors I told B that he shouldn’t play with the toys at the office.  He said, “don’t worry I’ll use germ x when I’m done”.  I said, “no honey you shouldn’t play with them because your germs could get other kids sick”.  This was his response, “well they will be at the doctors”.  Kinda like, duh, they’ll play with the toys, and already be at the doctor’s to get fixed.

Another one of his random thoughts this week was about Halloween.  He said, “wouldn’t it be funny if Mimi and Poppa went trick or treating?”  That is what he calls his grandparents (mine and Elle’s parents).  I said, “no honey they’re too old to go trick or treating.”  To which he said, “Yea well they can go as old people“.

I decided to color my hair dark last week.  After I was done B said to me, “Mom, are you dressing up as a witch for Halloween?”  “No honey, why?”  “Because now you look like one”.  No doubt he’s my son.

Elle

This daylight savings crap is really kicking my butt. The past 2 nights I’ve gone to bed before 9 pm. That’s crazy early for me. Next thing you know I’ll be cruising the Early Bird specials at local restaurants, yelling at kids to get off of my lawn and banging on the windows at the squirrels on my bird feeder.

J-Man isn’t big on physical activity, being more of a video game kid. Consequently he doesn’t get hurt very often. He was at a birthday party at a bounce place recently and got a friction burn under his chin. It scabbed up for a few days and then I notice it was gone. I asked him how it was and his response was “It’s better because the crispy thing fell off.” Okay, um…ewwwwwwwww.

We went trick or treating in a different neighborhood this year. There was the obligatory super scary house where a guy chased people with a chain saw and people popped out of a cemetary. Then there was the weird neighbor lady house. She had tricked out her front porch as a disco and she was dressed like some chick from the 70’s. When the kids went up she wouldn’t give them any candy until they danced. Ya, J-Man doesn’t dance especially for some random weird woman. She finally gave them some candy and when we left he said “That lady was scarier than the chainsaw guy.” Yes, yes she was. I’m just glad she’s not my neighbor.

Don’t forget to join us for some What The Hell Wednesday fun tomorrow!