What The Hell Wednesday~11
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Well good news, I think I’m feeling the sarcasm coming back, and of course I have plenty to bitch complain about! I had made a decision not to send Christmas Cards this year. But as of today we have only gotten 4 Christmas Cards! Actually 1 was from my parents, so that doesn’t really count, and another one was from the guy who cleaned our furnace, so that probably doesn’t count either! What the Hell? That means we’ve gotten 2 real Christmas Cards this year! I don’t remember ticking off every one we were friends with last year at this time. What the Hell people? Just because I don’t want to send you a Christmas Card, doesn’t mean I don’t want one from you!
Unfortunately there was no one arrested this week that I could write about. Every one must be Christmas shopping, and too busy to commit any crimes this week. There’s always hope for next week. Last week “Miss Cleo” was very sick! She came into work with some flu, monkey-pox, heebie jeebies, cooties, swine flu, zombie cold! She looked soooo bad and sounded even worse! Apparently the natural crap wasn’t curing that disease. I was so mad, there she is sneezing, and coughing all over the place! What the Hell? This is the same woman who got mad at me because I brought my then 6 year old into work with an ear infection! She didn’t want to catch his ear infection. Even today she was coughing all over the place and NOT covering her mouth. What the Hell?! Maybe the rocks and crystals will keep her nasty germs in her own office, like a special force field….but I doubt it.
As I mentioned yesterday, I have a Christmas party to go to alone on Sunday. I have been invited to a Christmas party 2 years in a row, and for those 2 years, they have been cancelled due to bad weather. The first year there was a huge snowstorm, and last year was the ICE STORM that knocked out power for waaaay too long. I was watching the news tonight and the dumbass weatherman said, “we have to watch a storm for Sunday, it may hit us or go out to sea”. What the Hell Mother Nature?! Don’t you know I have to buy a whole new dress for this occasion??? No freakin’ snow this year okay!
Elle
If you are my friend on Facebook you may already know that our beautiful Christmas tree that we cut down ourselves smells like poop! What the Hell??!! Every single morning starts with the “smell” argument. My husband thinks our cat is coming upstairs and peeing by the tree and then I argue that the smell isn’t cat pee that it’s more of a poop or rotting smell. It’s really harshing my Christmas mellow. Who wants to sit around the Christmas Tree when it smells so bad? Never mind the tension from the “smell” argument. I said we could get some of those little pine tree shaped/scented car fresheners and hang them all over the tree as ornaments but he didn’t like the sarcasm suggestion. The next step is to head to Yankee candle and buy out all their Balsam scented candles so our house at least has a pine scented poop smell.
Okay, Good Morning America, What The Hell??? How could you get rid of Chris Cuomo and put on George Stephanopolous????? What are you thinking? I haven’t even been able to watch it this week, it’s just too awful. I like JuJu Chang she seems nice and when I followed her on Twitter months ago, she followed me back, so she’s good in my book, but George???? Please bring back Chris. Besides who is Sandra Lee going to flirt with when she comes on to do her cooking segments?
And What the Hell is up with the new Steven Seagal reality show? He’s a cop now? C’mon, that has to be the stupidest show ever. How much do you want to bet his tough guy persona stems from being picked on in school because kids can be so cruel. If it’s his real name kids would’ve called him Steve Seagull or Sea Gal. Or is that just me??
You really need to stop by Small Town Mommy’s review site. She’s giving away a 2 month membership to BJs and a $25 gift card. Who doesn’t need a giant vat of pickled pigs feet or enough dog food to feed your dog for the whole year? What the Hell?? Get on over there!
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