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Stacy

I’ve come to the conclusion that Kibble’s and Bit’s Dog Food is made with industrial strength laxative.  My dog has to go to the bathroom like every hour right now!  It’s ridiculous!  And it’s winter, going outside so much is not fun at all.

My husband has started watching Pawn Stars on History Channel.  At first glance, it’s just a pawn shop in Vegas run by a grand father, father, son, and idiot friend.  But after watching it, it’s really interesting.  The Father knows a ton about history and watching it, you end up learning a lot.  Although, I”m always amazed at how stupid people are on that show.  Someone can come in with something that an expert says is worth $25,000 at an auction, and the owner will say, “I’ll give you $2,000 for it”, and they say yes!  Really?  Are you that desperate or stupid?  Apparently both!

Yesterday I went to walk the dog as soon as I got up.  Going down the stairs was fine, but when I went to step on the bottom step to go back into the house, I went airborne.  Kinda like in a movie where someone slips on a banana peel, goes airborne, and then slams down on the ground.  Yep, that was me.  Too bad there wasn’t someone taping me, I could of won $10,000 on AFV!

Elle

Apparently the only presents 7 year old J-Man needed for Christmas was some stuffed Yoshis. He’s barely looked at anything else. He even got a huge black Yoshi which he refers to as Big Black Yoshi, we just call him BBY.

My 11 year old has plans for New Year’s Eve. She’s going to a party/sleepover at a friends house and they are having steak and lobster for dinner. One problem, she won’t eat steak or lobster. What a waste. We did get invited to a party, the same place we went last year . So you can see why we might pass it up. Somehow we got our 20 year old to babysit her brother and we have plans. Really good plans. I can’t wait! Now if only I can find my good shoes.

I think poop tree needs to come down today. The other day somebody Googled “Can a Christmas tree smell like poop?” Yes Virginia, a Christmas tree can smell like poop.

J-Man is driving me crazy. I gave him my camera the other day and he took tons of pictures of all his Yoshis and now he wants to make it into a movie. My budding Steven Spielberg won’t stop bugging me, “Mom, when are we going to make my movie?” “Mom, can we do my movie now?” “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, don”t forget we need to work on my Yoshi movie.” I love Christmas vacation.

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow.