Redbox Rules of Etiquette

If you don’t know what a Redbox is, let me explain, it’s a vending machine filled with DVD’s.  After a recent trip to tryto rent a DVD, I’ve come up with the following rules for using a Redbox.  If you don’t follow these rules, don’t be surprised if someone starts beating you senseless….I’m just saying

1. If someone wants to just return a DVD and you can’t make up your mind, let them return it and then go back to browsing the selection.

2. If you’ve looked through the selection 3 times, it’s not going to change…that’s all that’s in the machine, make up your mind and move on.

3. If the person waiting behind you has two children that are attacking each other and running in circles around their mother, make up your freakin’ mind and move out of the way!!  The kids just want a DVD damn-it!

4. When you return a DVD, it actual says on the case which way to face it, stop trying to shove it in over and over again the wrong way!

5. Even though there is a page long description of the movie, it doesn’t mean you should stand there and read it!

6. There are pictures on the outside of the Redbox that show you examples of some of the movies in there so you don’t need to scroll through over and over again.

7. If the person behind you keeps sighing loudly, it’s a clue that you’re taking way too long!

8. If you get your movie and then decide you want to get one more, guess what, you had your turn, now go to the end of the line and wait like everyone else.

9. If you with your significant other, please make up your mind before you get to the store, nobody wants to stand there listening to how she wants a romantic comedy and he wants an action movie, and how she always gets to pick the movie, and it should be his turn, blah blah blah.

10. Finally, please re-read #3 above.