What The Hell Wednesday~10
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Wow, it’s our tenth WTHW!! That went by fast. It seems like most Wednesday’s I have a story about someone being arrested. Well, I’m not one to disappoint…..soooooo, I have a story. A week ago there were cheerleading tryouts at the Middle School at night. Now, just so you know, the Middle School here is grades 5-8. Apparently there was a pervert guy standing outside the gym doors watching the tryouts while…um, hmmm, how do I put this nicely? Considering my Mom reads this….okay, he was trying to find his keys in his pants, yea that’s it. What The Hell? That’s just really yucky!! Luckily the janitors caught him and he was arrested. He is not from this town, and has been arrested before for a similar offense, so he’ll be charged with a felony. Good!
My husband announced on Saturday that he is officially done Christmas Shopping. What The Hell? Who is this man and what did he do with my husband?? This is a man that used to go out on Christmas Eve and get everything! I have bought a total of 4 things, yes 4 things! What The Hell? When did I become a last minute shopper? Dammit.
Our cat is really, really weird. He has decided to sleep on top of the refrigerator. The problem is, he can’t ever make it up there in one jump. There’s lots of hanging, scratching, magnets flying, doctor’s appointment cards floating to the ground, and lots of meowing. What The Hell? Doesn’t he know that he can’t make it up there? Doesn’t he know that’s where we keep the cereal boxes and bags of chips? And guess what, he’s a puker. He has puked on top of the refrigerator, and he has also hurled puke off the top so that it’s airborne. What The Hell? I really don’t need to be doing dishes and practicing evasive maneuvers! Can’t you find a more comfortable place to sleep like a couch??
A special thanks to my friend Sarah who had a What The Hell moment at BJ’s and shared her photo with us! Which one of these things is not like the others?
How the hell am I supposed to follow that?
Because of the whole surgery thing we didn’t have our Thanksgiving until this past Sunday. Our oldest daughter flew in for a visit and my parents drove in from Massachusetts. My husband cooked the whole dinner and I made the pies. I finally went back to work on Monday night and apparently when my husband was carving turkey for leftovers he threw some of the turkey skin to the dogs. What the hell??!! Doesn’t he know you can’t even change the damn dog food without causing horrible gastric issues??? He got to go to work and I was home with a dog with the runs. Too bad he couldn’t “run” outside.
J-Man’s teacher is concerned because he doesn’t like to write things down. When they are doing papers he takes forever to finish and likes to have help. I asked him why he doesn’t do his writing and his answer was “It just seems like too much work.” At least twice in the last week he’s come home all proud of himself because they worked with partners and he got his partner to do all the writing. I’m thinking his issue is it does seem like too much work. Let someone else do it. But they want to evaluate him to see if there is something they can do to help him. I got this survey with 138 questions on it. Here’s a sample of some of the questions;
1. Does your child play in the toilet?
2. Does your child say he wants to hurt himself or others?
3. Does your child play with fire?
4. Does your child eat non-food items?
5. Does your child often see or hear things that aren’t there?
What the Hell?? If my child was doing any of those things I might’ve gotten help already. What does playing in the toilet have to do with not wanting to write things down??
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