What The Hell Wednesday
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
I’m doing my WTH’s tonight, otherwise I won’t get them done and Elle will yell at me. So last week I was sick with something. I was exhausted, had a sore throat that would come and go, lost my voice and my sinuses were killing me. I made an appointment with the doctor for Friday morning. I made it onto the highway when my car started dying. What The Hell? Guess what, my car was running out of gas!! I made it to a highway department building right off the highway. Of course this day no one was there. Luckily my bff wasn’t at work yet. She came to my rescue with a gas can. We tried and tried to get the gas into the car. But it was one of those childproof/womanproof gas cans. What the Hell?? Finally with a little help (from a guy) we got gas into the car. I went to start the car and click click click nothing. What The Hell? Guess what the battery is now dead due to me putting on my hazards! Luckily my bff is nice, so she drove me to my house, I grabbed jumper cables, went back to the car, hooked up the cables and jumped started the damn thing. Yes, me a girl jump started my car.
Before this all happened I called the doctors office to let them know that I was going to have to change my appointment. I got the rudest receptionist ever. When I told her that I had run out of gas on my way there, she said, “well will you be late?” Um, yeah, probably very, duh. So then she says, “oh so if I look out of the window I can see you?” I was stunned for a minute and then said, “um no, I’m right off the highway.” And she says, “I know I was kidding.” What the Hell? Really? I’m sick, stranded in my car, and you try to make a bad joke? Like my bff said when I told her, “know your audience.” Seriously! So then I tried to change my appointment to later in the day and before I could get all the words out of my mouth she says, “No we don’t have any other appointments at all, I already checked.” Argh!!!!!! Not til Monday.
So I went to the doctor on Monday, and she checked me for a bunch of stuff. She diagnosed me with a definite sinus infection. Oh, and I had broke out in a red, itchy rash the night before. Luckily some of it was left and when I showed it to her she said, “hmmmmm that’s weird.” That’s it. What the Hell? You would think there would be more to it than that! It has gone away but still I have no idea what it was or what caused it!
Elle
Stacy is lying. I never yell and she knows that. What the Hell??!!
Yesterday was a long miserable day with a migraine that wouldn’t go away. I couldn’t wait to go to bed last night and get some sleep. But my dog had other ideas. He had stomach issues last night that caused him to bark and bark to be taken out several times. Don’t get me wrong, I’d much rather take him out than wake up to that mess but I really need some sleep. Besides, he doesn’t get table scraps and he hasn’t eaten anything strange that I’m aware of so What the Hell??!! Maybe he has irritable bowel syndrome. If I don’t get some sleep I’ll have IMS, Irritable Mom Syndrome. That’s way worse.
Last night was trash night and my husband was emptying the trash in the pantry. It smelled sooooo bad. He was complaining about the smell and asked me “What the Hell?? Did you throw away poop in here?” Oh ya, I’m always throwing poop in the trash. What The Hell??!!
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