What the Hell Wednesday

Elle

Being a wife and mother is great but it’s also a big giant magnet for blame when something goes missing.

“The last time I saw it you had it.”

“I remember giving it to you and I haven’t seen it since.”

For example, at 6:20 yesterday morning my husband started with “I guess my good black pants must be in some pile of dirty clothes in the laundry room?”

At 6:20 I’m not even awake, but whatev. “If they are dirty they’re in the hamper right there.”

“I threw them in the dirty clothes when I got back from Florida.”

“I already washed the Florida stuff. You must have them somewhere”

“No, I remember putting them in the dirty clothes and I haven’t seen them since then.”

And there it is the “I haven’t seen them since blah blah blah”

“Well I haven’t seen them or washed them”

To make a long story short he found them last night on the floor of the closet. “I guess they fell off the hook.”

Aaargh!

Then Sissy comes in and says “Have you seen my black vest with the ruffles? Last time I saw it, I put it in the dirty clothes”

Aaargh! Seriously, What the hell??!!