A Lifestyle Blog - not about Monkeys or Butts
Well it’s Monday again. It feels like we just did this, but here we are again. We had some really weird ones, lots of pervert-y ones, and some that must of been written by idiots. Here’s the top weird keyword searches for this week: 1. Blue…
From now on we are declaring Mondays Mental Defective Monday here at BMB. This is where you’ll find our most recent weird, strange, scary, sometimes disgusting and downright nasty keyword searches. With a blog called Blue Monkey Butt you get a lot, and I mean…
more animals
Just doing our part to keep the world safe from monkeys. You know those 2 monkeys are distracting him so the other monkey can whack him with the stick, knock him out, steal his money and then cover him with feces. Don’t let this happen to you or someone you love.
Enough with the public service announcements. Here are some more ever popular keyword searches that bring you fabulous people to BMB.
1. game show where you had to guess what something was
Oh ya, that game show. C’mon, every freakin’ game show involves guessing what something was. Do you think you could be a little more vague?
2. free porn monkey face
Whatever turns you on. Sounds a little freaky though.
3. Party blue monkey
Hey we’re always up for a party!
4. Blue Butts
You might want to see a doctor for that condition
5. best butts.com
Why, thank you!
6. cat games with no logging in
that damn quest has caused me many sleepless nights
7. monkey touching his butt
Refer to #2
8. poop leaking
Ewwww! Gross!
9. Tanksgiving letter to teacher
You might want to use spellcheck before you give that to your teacher
10. Peeing out of our butts
Refer to #8, stop googling, step away from the computer, call 911 and then either move away from the nuclear power plant or stop marrying your cousins. Kind of freaks me out when you say “our butts”.