Mental Defective Monday
Well it’s Monday again. It feels like we just did this, but here we are again. We had some really weird ones, lots of pervert-y ones, and some that must of been written by idiots. Here’s the top weird keyword searches for this week:
1. Blue Monkey Butt Speedo– I’m hoping the monkey isn’t wearing a speedo! Of course no one looks good in a speedo, but could you imagine a hairy monkey in one? OMG! It would be like a short, hairy Italian guy! All he would need is a gold chain with one of those horns hanging from it!
2. Monkey Butt Tattoo– Does the monkey have a tattoo on his butt or does someone actually want a tatto of a monkey’s butt?
3. Yankee Candle Swingers– Is this an underground swingers club or something? It sounds really boring, like Martha Stewart-like. You know everybody looks like they came out of a pottery barn catalog. They are all wearing khaki’s and sweater-sets. And instead of doing pervert-y stuff they each trade and light each others candles!
4. The Blue Monkey That Talks What You Write – Huh? Where can we get one of those??
5. Poked Up The Butt– I really want to think of something to write here…but every-time I read that sentence I just giggle. Maybe Elle can think of something. Elle: not that kind of site, nothing to see here, move along people.
6. How To Make Dog Vomit Ate Candle– Okay, who gave the dumbass a computer? I think you mean how to make a dog vomit because he ate a candle. If you say it the other way it sounds like you want to know how to make a dog vomit candle. Ewwww!
7. Monkey Notes For That Only A Mother – Again with the bad grammar! Who is giving out computer’s to morons? Huh? How can we write something funny when the sentence doesn’t make any sense????
8. Sister Butt Pic – Once again, not that kind of site. You won’t see that here.
9. Inda Moms Club – Is this the “gangsta” club for SAHM’s? Where you all go by your gangsta names? (your name and end it with -izzle)
10. How Many Words Start With -With what? Next time try a complete sentence.
11. Photographs of The Biggest Butt Ever– Try Googling Guiness Book of World Records. I do know that neither of us qualify for this record.
12. Words That Start With Shes– Yes a lot of stupid people seem to google the Internet! Okay, I don’t know any words that start with shes, but here’s what I got…shes a ho, shes my friend, shes going crazy on his ass, shes in trouble, shes a L O S E R,
13. Funny Words That Start With The Letter T– tinkle, Timbuktu, toodle-loo, Titicaca, tutu, Trixie,
