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What The Hell Wednesday~9

What The Hell Wednesday~9

Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide…

Santa's Revenge

Santa's Revenge

I got a Wii Fit and diarrhea for Christmas! Aren’t you all jealous as hell. Apparently, diarrhea is a gift that keeps on giving. I’m entering day 5 and there’s no end in sight, no pun intended. Things are okay until I eat any food,…

What Evil Genius Invented "MOON SAND?"

What Evil Genius Invented "MOON SAND?"

That is my question of the day.  I looked online to answer this question, and couldn’t find the exact answer, other than it was made in Sweden and packaged in China.  I’m thinking the person who invented moon sand was first off, a guy, and second, did not have kids.  Because if they did have kids they would never think of developing such a toy!  And if they still did, their wife would probably leave them!  This is a set my son got for Christmas from a relative.  It is supposed to be good because you can keep all your moon sand, and play with it in the case.  There are a few problems to this, if you don’t keep the plastic bags, (which are not resealable) all your sand gets mixed together.  Plus moon sand NEVER stays in the tray.  It gets everywhere!  It’s messy, and I hate it!  My boys on the other hand love it!  They also choose to play with it right after I’ve finished vacuuming.  WTH!  Here is a picture of them playing with it.  As you can see, there is moon sand on the table around the container.  Here are the reasons why I hate moon sand, and if you haven’t already bought your kids some…..DON’T!
1
.  Moon Sand goes everywhere!  And if you have tile or wood floors they will become extremely slippery!
2.  It attaches to everything.  The dog, your socks, your cat, your shoes! 
3. Sand is meant to be played with outside, not inside.
4. It states that it is Non-Toxic, but it should not be eaten or swallowed.  I don’t know why you would eat it, but there are paste eaters out there.
5. In the instructions in big letters it says “DO NOT allow soap or liquid soap to come into contact with the moon sand.”  This makes me want to do it, just to see what would happen.
6. It also says “Wash hands after use“, ummm, doesn’t that contradict the whole #5 of no soap coming in contact? 
7. 10 minutes of play, 10 years of finding blue, green, and yellow sand everywhere.
8. There’s 10% less sand to play with after each use (this is both a good thing and a bad thing)!  It’s where the 10% went that is the bad thing!
9. Sand fights (remember I have 2 boys ages 8 + 10)
10. Someone always rubs their eyes when they are playing with it.  Emergency eye wash anyone??

Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night

Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night

Merry Christmas to everyone out there.  I hope you all had a wonderful day.  I should be in bed, I’m tired enough to be in bed, but I’m not there yet.  The boys woke up at 2:30 a.m., and came down every hour to “go…

The World's Fascination with Butts

The World's Fascination with Butts

It’s that time again where we post the strangest Google searches that bring people to BMB. 1. sisters butt pictures Yes, we’re sisters, but you won’t be seeing our butts. It’s not that kind of a website people! Move on! 2.  crazy Christmas traditions You…