A Lifestyle Blog - not about Monkeys or Butts
more animals Just doing our part to keep the world safe from monkeys. You know those 2 monkeys are distracting him so the other monkey can whack him with the stick, knock him out, steal his money and then cover him with feces. Don’t let…
It’s that time again where we post the strangest Google searches that bring people to BMB. 1. sisters butt pictures Yes, we’re sisters, but you won’t be seeing our butts. It’s not that kind of a website people! Move on! 2. crazy Christmas traditions You…
It never ceases to amaze us what brings people to our little blog. Here are a few that have Googled their way to us.
I’m too old for this
Honey, I am too.
Why people don’t like food touching eachother on plate
Do I really need to explain this? Because it’s gross, got it?
Butt Archive
Sorry, those archives aren’t accessible without a password and high level security clearance.
Monkey Butt Kissing
Okay, that’s just nasty.
Deer Butt Monkey Face
Did you mean Dear Butt Monkey Face?
Monkey Big Butt
Don’t even want to know where you’re going with this one.
How big is a monkey butt?
What’s up with the fascination with monkey’s butts? You want to kiss them and see how big they are? Maybe you should Google therapists. Which brings us to
Therapist as friend
No, your therapist is not your friend. You shouldn’t have to pay your friends, well, maybe some people do.
Having your period around sharks
As in, the sharks are circling, never a good sign.
things that will ruin your day
Does somebody really need a list of day ruiners. Is their life so great they need a Google list just to tell them what a day ruiner is? How could that be and do they want to switch places?