Deer Butt Monkey Face

It never ceases to amaze us what brings people to our little blog. Here are a few that have Googled their way to us.

I’m too old for this

Honey, I am too.

Why people don’t like food touching eachother on plate

Do I really need to explain this? Because it’s gross, got it?

Butt Archive

Sorry, those archives aren’t accessible without a password and high level security clearance.

Monkey Butt Kissing

Okay, that’s just nasty.

Deer Butt Monkey Face

Did you mean Dear Butt Monkey Face?

Monkey Big Butt

Don’t even want to know where you’re going with this one.

How big is a monkey butt?

What’s up with the fascination with monkey’s butts? You want to kiss them and see how big they are? Maybe you should Google therapists. Which brings us to

Therapist as friend

No, your therapist is not your friend. You shouldn’t have to pay your friends, well, maybe some people do.

Having your period around sharks

As in, the sharks are circling, never a good sign.

things that will ruin your day

Does somebody really need a list of day ruiners. Is their life so great they need a Google list just to tell them what a day ruiner is? How could that be and do they want to switch places?

 

 

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4 Responses to Deer Butt Monkey Face

  1. Anne says:

    You had to figure, when choosing the name Blue Monkey Butt, that you would get a lot of Googlers who are interested in monkey’s butts. Just imagine how disappointed they were when they arrived, expecting monkey porn, and found you ladies. Maybe you should add a monkey porn section.

  2. mrsbear says:

    I don’t know, dude, that thing with the sharks is pretty useful information.

  3. Signe says:

    That’s hilarious!! I’m dying to know why someone would look up the size of a monkey butt!

  4. Leanne says:

    You know I’ve got three kids and I’ve NEVER been to this place? We never lived close enough to one to go and my kids never asked so I never suggested it. Beer sounds good though, maybe I should take them!

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