Mental Defective Monday 11
Another weekend over with, and you know what that means….Mental Defective Monday! Yes, all the creepy, weird, butt searches people google and end up on our little site. There were a lot of blue butt references, a lot of poking, and more things that we do not speak of….bleck! Here you go, enjoy
1. Just because you invent doesn’t make you a genius – and just because you took English in school, doesn’t mean you speak it well either!
2. Causes of Monkey Butt – see #10
3. Cat bloodcurdling scream before dying – okay……not really sure what to make of this one
4. Crazy woman clip art – No crazy women here…….at least right now…..check back later in the month.
5. What to do if kids miss the bus – #1-get off the internet, #2-get dressed or throw a big coat over your pj’s, #3-get car keys, #4-get kids and yourself in car, #5-drive the kids to school and drop them off, dumbass! Did you really need to google this???
6. Who made porn blue monkey – We’ve been trying to figure this out too! It seems to be a big keyword search. Maybe National Geographic, Discovery’s Planet Earth, or maybe Mutual Of Omaha.
7. What monkey is blue butted – (this was searched 4 times) really not sure and really don’t care.
8. Monkey wallet for kids– a wallet shaped like a monkey or a wallet made out of a monkey? cuz the second one would be really creepy and gross
9. Ass deodorant– (searched 2 times) If you need this, well then obviously you live alone in a basement, probably in your 30’s, never will have a girlfriend, and play playstation all day.
10. People kissing monkey butt – I think we’ve found the cause of #2 (see above)
11. LEI jeans ripped/recalled – Okay, this really isn’t funny, but I wanted to point out to everyone, that obviously there was an issue with LEI jeans, and not an issue with my butt! Apparently the sweatshop where they were made must of lowered their quality control. Just wanted to make sure everyone was aware of that. Thanks, Stacy.
12. Blue monkey disease – Again, if you are participating in #10, I believe you may develop blue monkey disease, monkey butt, monkey pox, monkey cooties, and any other nasty disease!
13. Monkey butt dog – Okay, if your dog looks like a monkey butt, you have one butt ugly dog. he he he, sorry I couldn’t resist the dumb joke.
14. Dieing butt game – You’re trying to make it blue aren’t you? and could you spell it correctly next time?
15. Poked in the eye commercial – (this was the only “poked in the” search that was fit to post) I haven’t seen this commercial, but what product would they be trying to sell? Safety glasses?
