Random Tuesday Thoughts
If it’s Tuesday, this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keelyat The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!
Stacy
What is up with the white sunglasses? And guys wearing white sunglasses!! All I can think of when I see someone wearing them is Max Headroom. Of course the guys that are wearing them, have never heard of Max Headroom!
Did you know that it’s okay to eat expired Jelly Beans? I did not know that until I bought a bag of Jelly Beans from Walmart the other day. They were on clearance for $1.00. It wasn’t until I had eaten half of the bag before I saw the “Best Before Jan 31, 2010”. Oh crap!! So far, no side effects. I guess Walmart thinks it’s okay to sell Jelly Beans that expired 6 months ago!
Did you know that if you try to run to your car when it is torrential down pouring, you will look like you jumped into a swimming pool with your clothes on? I found this out when I ran out of Walmart with my expired Jelly Beans.
Did you know that when you look like a drowned rat in the grocery store, and it’s still pouring out, people you know will come up to you and ask if you got stuck in the rain? True story…
Did you know that if you try to lose weight, and you’re a woman, you will lose it in the one place you don’t want to lose it? True story again..
Elle
Stacy wrote a post about her ancient bathing suit and she mentioned she wasn’t sure how long it has been since she wrote a post that wasn’t a meme. It was March 20th. Just trying to help a sistah out.
I just heard on the news that a woman was arrested and charged with adultery. Granted, she was caught having sex in a park on a picnic table but what will her punishment be? Wearing a scarlet letter? One thing’s for sure, I’ll be bringing a tablecloth along with me the next time I use a picnic table at a park. Ewwwwwwww! Her excuse? Her husband is transgendered and they don’t have…well, you know.
Yesterday I tripped over a step stool at work. I’m just so graceful sometimes. I’m sure it was all caught on our surveillance cameras and security probably put it up on their blooper reel. I’m a little stiff today and have a few bruises, but as my husband says, “you get bruised from a stiff breeze”.
