Random Tuesday Thoughts~Kiss The Moose!

If it’s Tuesday this must be, Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!

Stacy

The other night I got to use my Employee of the Month gift card to Bugaboo Creek.  During dinner my almost 12 year old son looks around the restaurant, looks at me and says, “this is the fanciest resturaunt I’ve ever been to.”  If you’ve never been to Bugaboo Creek, let me tell you, there are a lot of dead animal heads on the walls, some actually talk, and fake fish flap their tails like they’re dying.  Yep F A N C Y!  Maybe if you’re a redneck.

While at Bugaboo, it must have been some one’s birthday because out of the kitchen came about 6 Employees clapping and singing Happy Birthday.  I glanced over at my youngest son who is almost 10, and he was just utterly appalled!  The look on his face was priceless!  Then he noticed they had a huge stuffed moose, and made the birthday person kiss the moose.  He said, “does everyone who has a birthday have to kiss the moose?”.  I said, “Yea I guess so, why?  You don’t want to kiss the moose?”  Him:  “NO!!  If everyone kisses that stuffed animal with their lips, just imagine all the gross mouth germs all over the moose!”  He is a bit germ-a-phobic, but the kid does have a point, ewwww!

I just realized that I’m not really doing this post correctly, I mean I’m suppose to write random thoughts I have, like how I hate skinny jeans on men, and they just make them look stupid, not stories that have happened.  Technically if I had used the stories from above I could of had a post or two.  Oops….

Have you noticed that a lot of people on Facebook are bi-polar?  Seriously, there could be a status update from someone that says, “I love life so much!”  And then 10 minutes later the same person writes, “OMG I can’t stand people, they suck and so does my stupid life!!”  This is why they get un-friended so much…just sayin’

Elle

 I only have to work 4 hours tonight and then I’m done until after vacation! I can’t wait! I might be there physically, but in my mind I’m already on vacation. I’m guessing the frozen margaritas will have to wait another day. Work probably wouldn’t appreciate it but maybe if I brought enough for everyone it would be okay.  Remember back in school there was that teacher who said “Unless you brought enough for everyone put it away.” I always wanted to be the kid who actually brought enough for everyone just to bug the teacher.

I’m getting better with my new phone. I’ve only made a few accidental calls today. I downloaded a flashlight app and passed J-Man my phone. He was all over it. I’m thinking I should’ve asked my 8 year old son how to use my new phone. Maybe the cell phone gene is the same as the video game gene.

I love this commercial. I don’t have any patience for drama and this is totally the type of therapist I’d be.

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow!