I've Got Something You Don't

And no, it’s not something contagious, swear to God. We’ve got something in our house that nobody else has, at least nobody I know. Actually, we have 2 things that I’m sure people don’t have. One of them is our snorting cat Snuffy. That’s right he snorts like a pig. I got him at our local shelter when he was a kitten 8 years ago. He was the strangest looking kitten ever. He had these huge eyes and this weird looking deformed face. He wasn’t beautiful, but he was and still is the friendliest, funniest cat we’ve ever had. He’s much better looking now, but he’s still a snorter.  He snorts when he’s mad, when he’s excited, when he’s outside, when he’s at Target. Ya, we brought him into Target once. We had him on his leash at the park and then needed to run into Target. We couldn’t leave him in the car so we put him in the cart and he sat on the bottom while we went through the store. He loved it. Nobody noticed until we got to checkout. The incredibly intelligent checkout girl said “I don’t think you’re supposed to have your cat in here.” I was all like “The sign on the door says no dogs, doesn’t say anything about cats.” She just shrugged and went back to ringing us up.

The other thing we have that you don’t isn’t as cute as a snorting cat. I’m pretty sure no one will be able to figure it out so I decided to let you all guess what it could be. No actual prizes are involved and if you know either of us personally, you are disqualified from guessing. Sorry Mom. If, and I do mean if, someone guesses correctly and they have a button for their site, then we’ll add it to our site for a month, if not then we’ll add that person to our blogroll. Good luck with your guessing. You have until 10 pm Eastern Time, Monday, October 13.