March 30, 2009

Mental Defective Monday 8

It’s Mental Defective Monday again at BMB. The day where we get to choose the cream of the mental defective crop and let you know what weird/strange/ perverted things bring people to our little site.

1. Monkey steping on your butt.com

Why would you want a monkey to step on your butt? What kind of weird and twisted person are you? And by the way smarty pants, you spelled “steping” wrong!

2. Words that mean fun that start with the letter f that means fun

Hello! How about fun?

3. girls buttsgames

Okay, we’re both girls here, and let me tell you, we girls don’t have any butt games. Nope, not one!

4. tallageda nights no offense

No offense buddy, but in Tallageda Nights Will Ferrell’s character says “In all due respect” not no offense. So, no offense, but get it right next time.

5. pics of crazy smacking butts

Every time I read this I get a really weird visual. Are you looking for pictures of a crazy person smacking butts? Because I’m thinking a self-portrait of you is the way to go.

6. big naked monkey butt

Wow, you are very specific here. Let me get this straight, you want a big naked monkey butt? What, as opposed to a small fully clothed monkey butt?

7. angry butt.com

Every time I see this one, I picture in my head a cartoon butt with an angry face on it. What makes a butt angry? Spicy food?

8. bus butt disease

What kind of bus are you riding? I mean how would your butt catch a disease? And what does bus butt disease do to you?

9. what does a mokeys butt look like?

Maybe they meant to write “what does a monkey’s butt look like?” But then again, maybe not. I think Mokey was one of the Muppet Characters from Fraggle Rock. Why someone would want to know what her butt looked like we have no idea, but whatev.