Mental Defective Monday-It's Baaack
Okay, we’ve been so busy lately that Mental Defective Monday has been pushed to the wayside. Not this week, this week we are on top of things, and we have a long list of things people search for. Between us, people search for some really weird shit crap! Here’s what’s fit to print this week……
1. Bentover butts – I would try plumbers.com or something like that. Not something I would want to see, thank you very much!
2. monkey butt deodorant – Because monkeys are really self-conscious about butt odor
3. monkey butt bar & grill – Yes, this is the place that Elle and I will open when we “catch on” with people, and become super famous. Although, neither one of us likes to even make dinner, so we wouldn’t want to cook for a bunch of strangers, we would definitely have to hire cooks!
4. monkey speedo – I don’t think they look any better in a speedo than anyone else. Seriously, who wears those? And why? It’s always some hairy, big Italian guy, ewwwwwww! My eyes, they’re burning!
5. im afraid of rubber bands – Oh, did you have an older brother too? Ours used to have like 5 lined up on his thumb and index finger and shoot them at us like a machine gun. Yep Elle and I are both afraid of rubber bands.
6. im a bus in ya butt – okay, I got nothing on this one, it makes no sense, but for some reason it makes me laugh!
7. butt allergy images – Are you allergic to butts or do you have an allergy on your butt? People need to be more specific!
8. nature slut – IDK…a rabbit?
9. How to scratch your butt with a broken bottle – Were you that drunk guy in the undershirt, in the trailer last night on COPS? Hey Einstein…why are you using a broken bottle? Do you not have something better??
10. monkey butt tomatoes – I just lost my appetite
11. who invented sand? – This is question my 8 year old would ask, my answer would be, “I don’t know God maybe” and he would say,“yea, but you don’t know who invented it cuz you weren’t there” He keeps asking me “who invented the dinosaurs?” If anyone knows the answer to that one, please let me know!
12. monkey says anything you want – ya, but then he’ll throw his poop at you
13. butt deodorant – No way do I want to see the commercial for this product.
14. smell a butt.com – Please refer to above #13 and I’m really, really afraid to see if this is a real website.
15. hoola hoops uterine fibroid – who knew hula hoops were so dangerous?
