Mental Defective Monday-28

Once again our strangest, creepiest, funniest keyword searches for the week.

1. How’s it going monkey butt – are you seriously talking to a monkey’s butt right now? 

2. removing splinters in bum – Ouch! Painful and embarrassing.

3. why did the dog have to go to court? –  Stop me if you’ve heard this one, a dog walks into a bar……..

4. why do bees like my pee? – I doubt that it smells like honey!

5. cat is puking up poop –  for the record, it’s technically not poop, it’s a hairball that is disguised as poop!

6. how many butts does a monkey have  – I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess one,  dumbass!

7. my dog ate sand – we get this one a lot. Apparently, dogs eat lots of candles and sand.

8. cash for sperm – sorry buddy, I doubt anybody will actually pay you for it….find a new business venture.

9. fun places for kids in aloha  – Have fun trying to book that flight to Aloha buddy.

10. info on white butt bees – I would of gone with white-tailed bees, but that’s me, okay, this is what I know, they’re mean, and when they bite you they don’t let go!

11. can you have a monkey in nh? – I sure as hell hope not, although I haven’t seen anybody with one lately.