The Things Kids Say? Zombie Apocalypse? Must be Random Tuesday

If it’s Tuesday this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It used to be brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom but she’s taking a hiatus. Okay, it’s been a really long hiatus but Random Tuesdays still rock on with help from Stacy.

Stacy

Stacy
I think i’m getting sick. I’m trying to tell myself that i’m not. I’ve been tired today, although I didn’t sleep much last night. But the headache that’s lingered and the scratchy throat I’ve had all day tell another story. It’s July, I can’t be sick, who gets sick in July?

I’d like to know how a boy that can shoot a bullseye with an air soft gun from really far away, can’t aim into the toilet? It boggles my mind…

Speaking of thing 2, the other day we passed a car wash sign that said “car wash $8”.  He burst out, “$8 my ass”.  I almost started laughing, but composed myself and reprimanded him for what he said. His response, “well I wouldn’t pay that much, it rains for free.” Okay he has a point and I wouldn’t pay $8 either.

Elle

I was going to say the same thing. I was fighting a scratchy throat all day yesterday. I don’t have time to get sick. I’m going with allergies, unless I get a fever.

Over the weekend my laptop stopped working. Grrrr. It was very slow, wouldn’t load, and wouldn’t do security scans. Then yesterday morning I got into my car and noticed that all the displays had converted to the metric system overnight. The temperatures were in celcius and my mileage was in kilometers. Clearly, between my laptop and the crazy metric system appearing in my car, the zombie apocalypse can’t be far behind. Good thing the Department of Defense seems to be on the ball. Last week they Googled “Official Zombie Hunting License” and came to our site with this old post . I mentioned it to my husband,

Me: Somebody at the Department of Defense was Googling “Official Zombie Hunting License” and came to an old post on our site. I think they are getting ready for the zombie apocalypse.

Him: Or they are looking for all the crazy people

Me: I’m going with the zombie apocalypse

Don’t forget to join us for What The Hell Wednesday tomorrow. I know I said that last week, but Wednesday was the 4th of July and it didn’t seem to be the day to be all ranty and whiny. Although, we have the freedom to be all ranty and whiny, so maybe it would’ve been a good day. Anyway, we will be here tomorrow for What The Hell Wednesday. Link up!