Mental Defective Monday 7
Well in case you didn’t notice, we skipped MDM last Monday due to all the birthdays we had going on. So, this time we have a two week catch up on stupid, funny, and ridiculous keyword searches for our little site here.
1. Free Monkey Porno– Ewww! Does PETA know about that???
2. WHO DRIVES THE MONKEYBUTT CAR?– I don’t know, why are you yelling it? What I want to know is are they talking about a car that looks like a Monkey’s Butt? That’s kinda gross, I wonder if the tailpipe sticks out….oh never mind.
3. Monkey Smacking Butts – maybe that’s what’s in that porno
4. Who Invented the Butt? – God? This almost makes me want to google it just to see what else came up!
5. Monkey Butt Spray – Is it spray that smells like a monkey’s butt or is it spray from a monkey’s butt? Either way our advice is to stay away.
6. Mental Defective Buying a House – Isn’t that kinda mean, don’t they like to be called “Special”, not defective?
7. Cervix Torture – This is the second time we’ve gotten this search. First it was from the Ukraine and this was from Poland. WUWT? Why do you need to google this? Seriously, what is wrong with these people???
8. Making Monkeys Say Anything You Want– Ummmm, monkeys really can’t talk, so you might have a little trouble with this one
9. Gold Blue Face Monkey -Ah, the rare Gold Blue Face Monkey, kinda like Bigfoot, we’re not sure if it really exists
10. Monkey Swingers – Or this is what that monkey porno is about?
11. Canadian swinger blog – We’re not Canadian or swingers, try again.
12. Monkey Butt Cheek Pictures – Somebody is very specific, not just googling monkey butt pictures, but monkey butt cheek pictures. Not sure what the difference would be
13. Why Monkeys Don’t Have Hair On Their Butt – Why, do you? Maybe they use that “Smooth Away” hair removal system.
14. Show Me A Picture of a Monkeys Butt – Nope, you didn’t say please.
15. Blue Vomit Dog – What did he eat, a smurf, blueberries, what? I’m thinking that’s not normal! Probably one of those candle eating dogs.
16. No Offense You Can’t Say What You Want – unless you have your own blog!
17. I Need A Ride Monkey Animation – maybe they are the ones yelling for the MONKEYBUTT CAR!
18. Sisters Tell Each Other Everything – um, NO we don’t. There are some things that we do NOT need to know about each other!
19. Funny BandAids Bad Words– I’m not sure Johnson & Johnson make bandaids with bad words, aren’t they a family company?
20. Sleeping Sisters Ass – let me get this straight, your sister’s ass is sleeping, not just her, just her ass, well does it snore?
